Opening Ceremony 2012

I think the Olympic opening ceremony has gotten a bit out of hand so here is my proposal for the London 2012.

The parade of teams is lead into the stadium by the white-coated medics who check whether any of the athletes are doping. After all the teams are in place, one guy in a toga releases one dove. Another guy in a toga, flicks a BIC lighter and lights a hibachi. Let the games begin!